What Would You Say?

Have you ever had one of those conversations where you have no idea how to reply? I did with a client at CUPS yesterday:

Him: “Did you know that they serve cranberry juice at churches now?”

Me: “Oh, really?”

Him: “Yeah, I broke into a church to steal their wine and it was cranberry juice! It sucked!”

Me: “uh… You broke into a church?!?

Perhaps not the most eloquent or appropriate retort.

What would you have said?


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5 responses to “What Would You Say?

  1. uhm! i dont know what to say!

  2. Michelle

    LOL! That made me laugh so hard I snorted. 🙂 What did the client say next?!

    • I don’t think he had a chance as another client started telling me how messed up that guy is and the guy started defending himself. He then asked me for a new backpack as he broke his carrying too many beers (I declined – I didn’t have any and if I did, I probably wouldn’t have given him one) and complaining *again* that the phone was taken away and how popular and important it was.

  3. Rae

    I have no idea what I would have said, but this made me laugh. Good thing I wasn’t the one there!

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