Have you ever had one of those conversations where you have no idea how to reply? I did with a client at CUPS yesterday:
Him: “Did you know that they serve cranberry juice at churches now?”
Me: “Oh, really?”
Him: “Yeah, I broke into a church to steal their wine and it was cranberry juice! It sucked!”
Me: “uh… You broke into a church?!?“
Perhaps not the most eloquent or appropriate retort.
What would you have said?