What Would You Say?

Have you ever had one of those conversations where you have no idea how to reply? I did with a client at CUPS yesterday:

Him: “Did you know that they serve cranberry juice at churches now?”

Me: “Oh, really?”

Him: “Yeah, I broke into a church to steal their wine and it was cranberry juice! It sucked!”

Me: “uh… You broke into a church?!?“

Perhaps not the most eloquent or appropriate retort.

What would you have said?